It doesn’t have to be beer. Use your imagination!

Coming soon to Colorado: legal absinthe.

But seriously, your donations are welcome and vital to the support of Paotie’s existence. Without your support, Paotie would simply turn into a yellow toad and shoot poisonous liquid darts at people when squeezed. We don’t want that!

So, buy us a beer and we’ll sing hearty songs and swish mugs and laugh all through the night. Or we can just sit and sip iced chais and muse the meaninings of it all. Or we can trade tequila shots and becoming blathering, babbling idiots. Or we can drink Kool-Aid and dress up in military camos, and pretend to be George Bush, parading through downtown Baghdad, sobbing along the way because the President apparently cries and not only cries, but cries lots and lots and lots.

So, whether you drink yellow piss or Guinness, thank you for buying a beer! It will be paid forward. Seriously!

Just after the next drink, ok?

And, you’re buying. Please? Pretty please with honey on the side?

A strawberry smoothie sounds about right. (We’ll save the tequila for later tonight).

Cheers!

 :o)

Paotie